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12.06.2025 07:30
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
What do you think about a sister's love?
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Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
The One Food Registered Dietitians Say Isn’t as Healthy as Most People Think - Yahoo
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Lululemon Stock Plummets 22% in Late Trading on Cut Guidance. Tariffs Are to Blame. - Barron's
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
China consumer prices slump again, deepening deflation worries as demand stays weak - CNBC
Loons and Moons
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Satellite Footage Captures Mysterious Structure That Looks Like Human Lips - Indian Defence Review
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Whole-body movement play shows promise for children with autism - PsyPost
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
So they tried